Dear neighbor,
Yelling 'Shut the #$&@ up' at your barking dog does not make him stop barking. In fact, it is far more annoying than your stupid dog's bark. You were probably actually yelling at my dog barking, but he was only barking because your stupid dog was. Get your dog a muzzle.
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighbor, Erin
2 comments:
I like to yell those types of things in greek, that way, A) no one knows what I'm saying, B) the dogs learn new vocabulary, and C) it makes me feel better after the water throwing, and fly swatting, and spanking and general beatings and floggings have failed. Maybe you should tell your neighbor to use some of these:
Spelling may be wrong-I'm spelling them how I pronounce them:
Scase: Shut up
Ah stako mahtia en a paass: Go to hell
vlacometro: you are the measure they use to measure all of stupidity by
vlaca: stupid (works well with scase)
Anyway...:) hope you enjoy.
ha! i like "vlacometro" the best. "ah stako mahtia en a paass" seems too much of a mouthfull.
i tell joey to "please be quiet!" he responds well to politeness.
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